This website in itself is a parody of the famous auction and private sales house, Christies, where people from the 1% are able to bid and purchase expensive artworks online. Yanni is convinced that the purpose of auctions and bid wars on contemporary artworks is only to give rich people a ta write off, because these artworks are complete bullshit and we should all stop kidding ourselves (because art is anything you can get away with, and the banana taped on the wall artwork is clearly trying to get away with it.) As such, this auction site is created in the preteens of a “rich people only” zone while selling crap.

Questions you can think about as you gaze over 300 of the artworks in this collection is the purpose of these artworks being made, who would purchase this, who really benefits from all this, and if you would buy it for ironic reasons. So grab a fancy shmancy wine glass, put on a turtleneck, and hold your nose up high! It’s time to be a snobby art critic and bid on expensive art!